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A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife You know we have a wonderful system at the firehouse Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole Bell 3 rings and we are on the truck and ready to go So he continues From now on were going to run this house the same way When say Bell 1 want you to strip naked When say B
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Jane married Ted and had 13 children Her first husband Ted died of cancer She remarried again and she and Bob had 7 more children Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later Jane again remarried and this time she and John had 5 more children Jane finally died after having 25 children Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her He thanked the lord for this very loving woman and saidL
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Three trees a woodpecker Itis hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it but Here is one Two tall trees a birch and a beech are growing in the woods A small Tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch Is That a son of a beech or a son of a birch The birch says he cannot Tell but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling The birch says Woodpecker you are a tr
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