Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." "Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"
Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii · 2h One of the reasons the judge overturned the redistricting decision in Virginia was that the actual question on the ballot was incredibly leading and unfair. Believe it or not, here it is: "Should the Constitution of Virginia be amended to allow the General Assembly to temporarily adopt new congressional districts to
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