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avatar Jeremy Jordan
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.
Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow! What a choice... Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class. Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon. Teacher: Wow! What a choice... Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon? Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...

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avatar Gaie Houston
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THROW AWAY THE WHOLE BITCH AND START OVER

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THROW AWAY THE WHOLE BITCH AND START OVER

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avatar jojo9
She's a Queen, but beneath her crown, there's always a touch of gangster and a hint of psycho. Don't test her.

She's a Queen, but beneath her crown, there's always a touch of gangster and a hint of psycho. Don't test her.

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avatar John Paul
If you fall in love with their soul before you touch their skin, it's true love

If you fall in love with their soul before you touch their skin, it's true love

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avatar Isabella Lewis
AGAINST ALL ENEMIES
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC

AGAINST ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC

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avatar jojo9
Eve: that's it? Adam: this is literally the biggest penis on earth.

Eve: that's it? Adam: this is literally the biggest penis on earth.

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