To Hell with toilet paper! I bought dryer sheets. My butt smells like mountain breeze. There is no more static electricity. And my old A$$ for the first time in 10 years is now wrinkle free! Winning!!
I MISSED THE GOLDEN AGE OF VAUDEVILLE.. I MISSED THE GOLDEN AGE OF RADIO.. I MISSED THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION... I REFUSE TO MISS THE GOLDEN AGE OF SLEEPING!
Soap @JohnnyMacTavish when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom. PULL (on the door)
hot girl mia @miaxmon · 12h tell me something i dont know. Adish7 @Adish2404 Replying to @miaxmon If Pinocchio had said that his nose grows longer Everytime he tells the truth nobody would know that he was lying
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