My doctor told me I need to find a "low-impact hobby" to help me relax. I told him I've taken up professional napping. He asked if I was getting any results, and I told him, "I'm currently ranked #1 in my bedroom, but the competition from my cat is fierce. She has better form and doesn't snore as loud." He didn't write me a prescription, but he did
A woman stands on a bridge, smiling at the camera. She is wearing a light blue ribbed tank top, black leggings, and bright pink athletic shoes. She has sunglasses on and a yellow flower tucked behind her ear. In the background, a river flows through a lush green forest under a partly cloudy sky. There is some graffiti on the metal structure of the
Yesterday, I was 233 days sober. I had a really stressful council meeting last night. I came home craving a Bourbon Manhattan in the worst way. I took some melatonin. Played video games until it kicked in. And woke up today to Day 234. It's really hard.
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