DID YOU KNOW THAT ... Some parrotfish make a soft mucus cocoon around themselves before they sleep at night. This slimy bubble works like a tiny underwater mosquito net, helping protect them from blood-sucking parasites while they rest on the reef.
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. Dirty Crude Jokes 21+ His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?" Dirty Crude Jokes 21+
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