Chuck Norris died five years ago, but death was afraid to tell him. Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back. Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gets up so fast that he can see himself sleeping.
What is the weirdest thing about conservatives? No one paid us to be here. We all hate. They don't believe in facts. What is a woman? Whoever identifies as one, I guess. But that's not what facts say.
DON'T IGNORE THESE UNBELIEVABLE BUT TRUE FACTS 1. Dogs can smell cancer. 2. Humans and giraffes have the same number of neck bones. 3. Newborns don't shed tears until they are one to three years old. 4. Chewing gum after meals reduces heartburn. 5. A midday nap could save you from a heart attack. 6. Your stomach gets a new lining every 3–4 days. 7.
In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called "Hindi" (from India). In India, it's called "Peru." In Arabic, the bird is called "Greek chicken"; in Greek it's called "French chicken"; and in French it's called "Indian chicken." The bird is indigenous to none of these places.
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