My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher, and now in my age I'm with a funeral director. Why such diverse careers? One for the money, two for the show, three together. My first husband...
Is there any weapons in your vehicle? Oh yes, honey. I have a 357 under the seat, a Glock in the glove box, an AR-15 in the trunk, and a 9mm in my boot. Jesus, man. What are you so afraid of? Not a motherfucking thing.
Grandma, what are you doing? I'm putting lemon on lemon. That's so dumb. Oh, is it? You put nails on top of nails, lashes on top of lashes, and I'm the dumb one?
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