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My grandma is 95 and has beaten cancer more times than I can count.
At one point she casually asked us, "Do you think I get all this cancer because I keep uranium in my drawer?"
Naturally, we were like...what??
So she gets up, goes to her room, and comes back with a tiny glass vial labeled uranium, something she apparently took from he
MAN IN NEBRASKA ORDERS PIZZA FOR HIS GRANDMA IN FLORIDA TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS ALRIGHT AFTER HE COULDN'T REACH HER FOLLOWING A HURRICANE: "POLICE AND FIRE COULDN'T DO IT, BUT PAPA JOHN'S GOT THERE IN 30 MINUTES AND PUT THE CELLPHONE TO HER EAR"
I asked my Grandpa "After 65 years, you still call Grandma darling, beautiful and honey "What's the secret?" He said, I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!" (Laughter)
Took my Grandma to a fish spa where the little fish eat the dead skin... It took forever but it only cost $90 dollars, it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral.
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