Part 4 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. The doctor said I was allergic. Then I thought, wait a minute, maybe I should ask questions. Wheat is flour. I said, what does this wheat thing mean? She said, do you eat a lot of gluten? I don't know what gluten is, but yes, I would say yes. Um, I think I'm mostly gluten, to be honest with you. I don't know. I'm
Part 3 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I pop out of the water, I hear, "Where's my baby? Where's my baby?" Like I need this on my vacation. The next ride is called the Giant Tube. No, it's a medium tube at best. And I found out when I get nervous, I swell. You see people come out of the tubes, they plop ever so gently. "Oh, plop, wee!" This is not wha
Part 2 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I was on that plane... now I'm eating a taco. I was on that plane for four hours. You not come here anymore. Why you have spare rib? You so big. I went to the gym today. Listen first. First lesson. I don't like it. I go because I want to be healthier. I have such a long road ahead of me. I lost 100 pounds. And pe
There's too much excitement about sharks. I think Jaws movies are ridiculous. Cause Jaws 1 was great. Jaws 2, 3, 4, it's a fish. Don't go in the ocean and it won't get you. I would know that first movie. If I'm relaxing on the beach, I see a kid in the water, all of a sudden the kid goes (makes a face). See, I make a mental note there. I don't go,
Classic John Pinette on why everyone should have a buffet.. Get this. I'm at home last week. Guy knocks on my door. He says to me, 'They're starving in Kosovo.' And I said, 'I've been here all day, pal.' I didn't eat nothing of their stuff, honest. I thought he was blaming me. Come to find out, he just wanted money to feed people. Now, I was happy
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