There's too much excitement about sharks. I think Jaws movies are ridiculous. Cause Jaws 1 was great. Jaws 2, 3, 4, it's a fish. Don't go in the ocean and it won't get you. I would know that first movie. If I'm relaxing on the beach, I see a kid in the water, all of a sudden the kid goes (makes a face). See, I make a mental note there. I don't go,
Part 3. And I've been on diets for over 20 years, off and on. And every part of a diet has been salad. So I see a salad. And there's not a lot of joy there. I go, 'Oh, good, a salad.' 'What would you like on your salad?' 'Haagen-Dazs.' 'Melt the Haagen-Dazs to look like ranch.' One trainer told me to loosen me up. He wanted me to like walk across t
Oh my god. I am the great Cornholio! I have no bunghole! What could possibly cause a man to do this? Well, I think it's 'cause he never scored. I need TP! You must give me all your TP! Where are my bungholes? What's he saying? You will not disrespect my proctologist! For I have proctologist in my bunghole! Proctologist? Doctor said I got that too.
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