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Part 3. And I've been on diets for over 20 years, off and on. And every part of a diet has been salad. So I see a salad. And there's not a lot of joy there. I go, 'Oh, good, a salad.' 'What would you like on your salad?' 'Haagen-Dazs.' 'Melt the Haagen-Dazs to look like ranch.' One trainer told me to loosen me up. He wanted me to like walk across t

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avatar John Paul

METALLICA. So close, no matter how far. Couldn't be much more from the heart.

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avatar John Paul

Oh my god. I am the great Cornholio! I have no bunghole! What could possibly cause a man to do this? Well, I think it's 'cause he never scored. I need TP! You must give me all your TP! Where are my bungholes? What's he saying? You will not disrespect my proctologist! For I have proctologist in my bunghole! Proctologist? Doctor said I got that too.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Should take a shower together. But just as friends. Because honestly, it's more efficient. It's environmentally better. You save time. You can get my back and I'll get you.

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The pastor who proved God wrote the Bible not men. You gotta watch this. This bar graph down here are all the books of the Bible and chapters. The length, number of verses in the chapter. Every one of these lines that connects, the darker the line, the more hyper connections and it has a rainbow of pictures to show how interconnected the Bible is.

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