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avatar Jacob Junior

What's up, lazy bitch? I'm all out here in the gym. That's right, two puppets making big fucking gains. So tell me, what the fuck is your excuse? Bitch!

avatar jojo9
Why is it called,

Why is it called, "boob sweat" and not "humidititties."

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Ms. Piggy found out that Kermit was secretly using Viagra, and promptly dumped him for 'erection fraud'.

Ms. Piggy found out that Kermit was secretly using Viagra, and promptly dumped him for 'erection fraud'.

avatar Gaie Houston
HELLO POLICE? SOMEONE STOLE MY WEEKEND! I SAW IT LAST ON FRIDAY AND THEN

HELLO POLICE? SOMEONE STOLE MY WEEKEND! I SAW IT LAST ON FRIDAY AND THEN "POOF!" AND IT WAS FREAKING GONE!

avatar Zoe ZZZ
TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT IF YOU'RE ADMITTED TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, ALL YOUR DEBTS ARE CANCELED... It's not my first option, but it's an option.

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT IF YOU'RE ADMITTED TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, ALL YOUR DEBTS ARE CANCELED... It's not my first option, but it's an option.

avatar Anthony Miller

A dramatic, drawn-out, dying sound, resembling a frog's croak or a theatrical sigh, is heard from the Kermit puppet.

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