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I wonder what Representative Matt Gaetz is doing. I'm gonna give him a call. Trrrring! Trrrring! Trrrring! Hello, this is Matt! What's up? What are you doing? Nothing much. Just sitting here being weird looking. Yeah, I was gonna mention that. Do you want me to take you to the hospital? No, it's okay. It doesn't hurt that much.

avatar Alice

Hey Amy Schumer, I'm here. Are you ready to go out tonight? Penis, pussy, penis, pussy, penis, penis, sex, penis. Wow, Amy, you've really put on weight. And what the fuck are you talking about, dude? You laugh, haha. Funny, funny, me hungry. No, bro. Like, that's not funny at all. Just saying penis and vagina all the time is not fucking talent or

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Quick History Lesson:\n13th Amendment: Abolished Slavery\n100% Republican Support\n23% Democrat Support\n\n14th Amendment:\nGave Citizenship to Freed Slaves\n94% Republican Support\n0% Democrat Support\n\n18th Amendment:\nRight to Vote for All\n100% Republican Support\n0% Democrat Support

Quick History Lesson:\n13th Amendment: Abolished Slavery\n100% Republican Support\n23% Democrat Support\n\n14th Amendment:\nGave Citizenship to Freed Slaves\n94% Republican Support\n0% Democrat Support\n\n18th Amendment:\nRight to Vote for All\n100% Republican Support\n0% Democrat Support

avatar Sophia Rich
me: I will do things when I am less tired
me: *never becomes less tired*
me: oh no
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I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

me: I will do things when I am less tired me: *never becomes less tired* me: oh no thatwritergirlsblog I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

avatar Anthony Miller
Now that I'm older I realize

Now that I'm older I realize "Grumpy Old Men" isn't a movie, it's a training video 😂

avatar Agni Gauss

Coming home to my dog be like: You're mine, motherfucker!

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