I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" π Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill
My ex broke up with me a year ago. Her dad and I were bros. She moved on. Just got this text from him. 2025 was a rough year but this feels good
Merry Christmas, Bub. Hope youβre doing well. House is the same. New guy's... fine
He brought vegan gluten-free cookies.
Dog wonβt even eat them
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