Oh my god, oh my god. What if the cops question me? I'm weak. It kills me. Have you seen my girlfriend daughter? Dude, up here. That was fucking awesome. We saw the whole thing.
Look at this girl's light. Yeah. You're getting pulled over. She definitely got the, uh, I don't need a man starter kit right there. Yeah, yeah, and as soon as them triple A's run out, you gotta run right back to Dollar General where you got them back. You better have that big pack of alkaline from your back.
What do you mean come over here and talk to you? I don't have to talk to you. Yes, you do. What's your name and badge number? Thomas. Thomas. Name's T-H-O-M-A-S 421-421. That's my badge name. alright, you're dismissed, Thomas. I'm not dismissed. Yeah, you are. I know. You're being detained right now. You're dismissed. You're dismissed. I'm not dis
I don't want to go to sleep. You can't make me. I'm sorry, honey, but it's bedtime. I hate you! And Dolly hates you, too. Well, you're my daughter, and I love you, but that bitch is gonna pay. Did you hate me, Dolly? Huh, Dolly? You don't like me? Don't you like me like where you take from better? Stop here in the storm! Why would you do this? You
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