What haven't you licked in years? Name something you haven't licked in a long time. A penis. I'm gonna say a lollipop. A lollipop. Good answer. Another smart answer postage stamp.
BEHAR GETS BURNED. Watch Steve Harvey say something shocking to Joy Behar. Just believe if you don't believe in God then where's your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You believe what you want to believe. But if you're an atheist, you're basing your goodness and morality on what? I mean, but what is an atheist? I don't really get into that.
Name a reason a man thinks his wife looks as young as she did the day he married her. Alcohol. Boy. That's the best answer I've ever heard that might not be up there. Damn, that's a good answer. Alcohol. Alcohol.
In 1968, when I was 10 years old, the assignment the teacher had was: everybody in this class, write your name on a piece of paper and what you wanna be when you grow up. I wrote on my paper, 'I wanna be on TV.' That's what I wrote. That lady said, 'Turn in your papers.' She went around the room, called everybody's name up. You had to stand while s
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