Police. *Calls his partner*. Partner. Hello? Guess who I just pulled over. His Boss. Who? The chief deputy. Driving a souped-up Dodge Charger belonging to the sheriff's office. I just clocked him at 96 in a 35. *NERVOUS*. Really? *ASHAMED*. The license is in the back seat. *Laughs*. Yeah. It's your traffic stop. Do what you think you should do. I d
My dad just called and said "I see you, last one to papas pizza loses." He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win. Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done.
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'.... 85-YEAR-OLD WILLIAM BOSWORTH HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR STREET RACING AT OVER 100 MPH WHILE SMOKING A CIGARILLO
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