My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Daddy of the year. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you.
My dad just called and said "I see you, last one to papas pizza loses." He's going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I'm dying bc he's gonna get a ticket and I'm gonna win. Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO PAPPAS PIZZA.. I'm so done.
I signed her birth certificate. She'll sign my d3ath certificate. I picked her first outfit. She'll pick my last. She'll be the last hand I hold. I was the first to hold hers.
contraption to rock his baby to sleep. This is what happens when mom leaves us alone for too long. All right. Have a look at this. Clamp, 15 mil spanner, bit of unistrut, a drill. All right. It's working. He's been asleep for the past, I'd say, about 30 minutes or a bit longer. Have a look at that.
Parenting level: 100/100. A Chinese father distributed 100 pairs of earplugs to the passengers on a flight and apologized in case his 8-month-old baby cried during the trip.
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