Hey Dad. I lost my virginity. What??? Who??? Sarah next door. Son. That poor girl is mentally retarded. Dad, you told me my first time should be with someone special.
Son, it's not ok to tell someone they sound retarded, but you can tell them they sound vaccinated. it's politically correct and will make them twice as mad.
SON, IT'S NOT OK TO TELL SOMEONE THEY SOUND RETARDED. BUT YOU CAN TELL THEM THEY SOUND VACCINATED. IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT AND WILL MAKE THEM TWICE AS MAD.
Judge Frank Caprio DAD GETS A TATTOO TO MATCH HIS SON'S BRAIN CANCER SURGERY SCAR. FOLLOW FRANK CAPRIO FOR MORE AMAZING STORIES. The image shows a father with a tattoo on his head mirroring his son's surgical scar, both having shaved heads.
My Dad, Gary Plauche, with the shirt he had on and the boot he hid his .38 special in...he signed both!!! I have a better picture of my Dad I will be sharing on Father's Day!!!
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