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avatar Agni Gauss
This wins the internet today. My oldest son is scared, texting me that he doesn't want to get drafted. I'm terrified. But I don't share that with him. I comfort him while I scream inside. ARE WE F***ING GREAT YET?! My daughter enlisted voluntarily. She'll protect him.

This wins the internet today. My oldest son is scared, texting me that he doesn't want to get drafted. I'm terrified. But I don't share that with him. I comfort him while I scream inside. ARE WE F***ING GREAT YET?! My daughter enlisted voluntarily. She'll protect him.

avatar Sophia Rich
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Bro was 21 for 5 seconds. Mom slapped him back to 12 real quick.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

A bit of bad news son. Your mother and I are getting a divorce. It's completely mutual. She found out I was cheating on her. Time to get my affairs in order. Move on. Right. You Actually, you two swap. Auntie Joyce? I don't know if I want you above you. Okay, you two swap. Auntie Joyce. for sure. Auntie Joyce would be number one for sure.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I hold my mother like she held me when I was a baby. I would do everything for her because she did everything for me. May God Bless all moms. Amen.

I hold my mother like she held me when I was a baby. I would do everything for her because she did everything for me. May God Bless all moms. Amen.

avatar Gaie Houston

My son Frankie is now 19 years old. FluffyGuy.com. High school graduate. He has all his shots. FluffyGuy.com. Ladies? FluffyGuy.com. People tell me all the time, FluffyGuy.com. "Why do you talk about your son so much?" FluffyGuy.com. Because he won't leave! FluffyGuy.com. "Does he like it when you talk about him?" FluffyGuy.com. No, he hates it. Fl

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