HER 2-YEAR-OLD BABY WAS KIDNAPPED, SO SHE QUIT HER JOB AND SPENT 32 YEARS LOOKING FOR HIM AND DISTRIBUTING 100,000 FLYERS. SHE HELPED REUNITE 29 OTHER MISSING CHILDREN WITH THEIR FAMILIES, UNTIL SHE FINALLY FOUND HER OWN SON.
I TOLD MY MOM THE COOKIES ON THE STOVE THAT SHE ATE WAS EDIBLES. Ma. What? You ate all those cookies on the stove? Yes, the fuck I did. Why? Why are you getting so mad? Those are edibles, ma. Is that the fucking reason why I'm walking around here all lost in the fucking sauce, bitch? I ate about 12 of them motherfuckers. Why would you eat all of th
I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend Mom 😠That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend It's just a date Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.
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