Me: "Don't go too fast with her, okay? It's just a fun run. Not a race." Him: ... Don't stop me now, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time. I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity. I'm a race car, passing by like Lady Godiva. I'm gonna go, go, go. There's no stopping me. FINISH
I tell my daughter this every day: Make your own money. One day you might need the strength to walk away from a place that no longer serves you. This way your worth is never tied to someone else, or a place you can't break free from.
What is the matter with her? You really want to know? Yeah. Your mom was probably pretty normal before she had you. But then you were born. And you didn't sleep for six months, so she didn't sleep for six months. And you refused to eat, and when you did eat, you would barf all over her clothes. And that made your mom a little crazy. And then you fe
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