Dad? What? I just got caught. I just got pulled over by the cops speeding for speeding and I told them that you fell and that that I needed to come get you and now they're following me home because they don't believe me. Why would you? Cops coming to? I it doesn't matter. Cops coming to? Yes. Here? Yeah, and I was speeding and I told them that you
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Daddy of the year. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you.
I signed her birth certificate. She'll sign my d3ath certificate. I picked her first outfit. She'll pick my last. She'll be the last hand I hold. I was the first to hold hers.
Does your daughter talk a lot? Me: My daughter... all day long.... The audio features rapid, continuous, unintelligible speech, mimicking constant talking.
Dad. Dads Don't Forget all the different versions of their daughters they get to meet, but all they want is to spend just a little more time with each one while they still can. Can you pick a favorite?
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