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avatar Anthony Miller
WEEKLY SCHEDULE: MONDAY: Survive TUESDAY: Barely survive WEDNESDAY: Question all life choices THURSDAY: Run on fumes and spite FRIDAY: See light at end of tunnel SATURDAY: Laundry mountain SUNDAY: Existential dread about Monday Repeat for 40 years. Retire. This is adulthood.

WEEKLY SCHEDULE: MONDAY: Survive TUESDAY: Barely survive WEDNESDAY: Question all life choices THURSDAY: Run on fumes and spite FRIDAY: See light at end of tunnel SATURDAY: Laundry mountain SUNDAY: Existential dread about Monday Repeat for 40 years. Retire. This is adulthood.

avatar Patricia Lee
When I was a kid getting put to bed at 9:00 I couldn't wait until I was a grown-up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.

When I was a kid getting put to bed at 9:00 I couldn't wait until I was a grown-up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

"I can't wait until I'm grown" was the dumbest shit I ever said.

avatar Jacob Junior
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE OVER AS A KID AS AN ADULT @Instajeepers

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE OVER AS A KID AS AN ADULT @Instajeepers

avatar Agni Gauss
WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT" IS THE BIGGEST LINE OF BS MY PARENTS EVER FED ME AS A KID!

avatar Sophia Rich
Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane

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