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avatar John Paul
MY BODY AT 3AM: let's wake him up for no reason. MY BODY TEN MINUTES TILL ALARM: let's make him feel more comfortable than he's ever felt in his life.

MY BODY AT 3AM: let's wake him up for no reason. MY BODY TEN MINUTES TILL ALARM: let's make him feel more comfortable than he's ever felt in his life.

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avatar Gaie Houston
your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now

your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now

avatar Jacob Junior

How that one guy sleeps while his demonic, soul-crushing car alarm goes off and wakes up everyone in the neighborhood at 4am

avatar Charlie Chocolate

In ancient times, they stuck pins into candles. As the candle burned down, the pins would fall, making a noise when they hit a metal tray just loud enough to wake you up. Now: the person sleeping with modern alarms.

avatar Patricia Lee

me when the alarm clock that i specifically set to wake me up wakes me up Please, please just hear me out, please! AHHHHH!

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