Excuse me. Excuse me, mister. Can I ask you a question? Uh, sure. Do you own here? Um, I am. I just moved in today. Aah! Nice to meet you. And I can introduce myself. I am Baby Q. I am your neighbor. Nice to meet you, Baby Q. Yeah. Do you have a basement in your house? Um, I don't be. Aah! Do you know this is a Tornado Alley? Yeah, I've heard that.
True relic found in basement. I think this is a talisman at this point. It contains power. BLOCKBUSTER. SCARY GODMOTHER HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR. TEMP CAT: FAMILY NEW RELEASE. CATEGORY: FAMILY KIDS. RATING: NOT RATED. RENT CODE: X. This Blockbuster VHS carries enough late fees to have saved the company. Financial artifact.
Three people in a basement setting; a woman sits on a chair with duct tape over her mouth, a man stands behind a camera giving a thumbs up, and another woman stands beside him smiling.
I was pricing a job, and right away I knew It's not one that I wanted to do It was awkward and smelled kind of funny I didn't want it, even for piles of money But I didn't want to come off as rude So I gave a price of epic magnitude I turned to Lee, but she said, please wait I'll see you next Wednesday at 8 Oh, the customer calls
Trying to clean out my chimney when a squirrel decided it was my time
I don't think there's anything in there. All types of new fucking squirrels. Alright, hi. Woohoohoo! Oh fuck! It's kicking! That's all at once! It's kicking! Did you see that? No! Dude, oh fuck it's a squirrel! BAD BAD! BAD BAD! SHIT!
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