I was pricing a job, and right away I knew It's not one that I wanted to do It was awkward and smelled kind of funny I didn't want it, even for piles of money But I didn't want to come off as rude So I gave a price of epic magnitude I turned to Lee, but she said, please wait I'll see you next Wednesday at 8 Oh, the customer calls
Trying to clean out my chimney when a squirrel decided it was my time
I don't think there's anything in there. All types of new fucking squirrels. Alright, hi. Woohoohoo! Oh fuck! It's kicking! That's all at once! It's kicking! Did you see that? No! Dude, oh fuck it's a squirrel! BAD BAD! BAD BAD! SHIT!
You've never seen anything like the shower of the lambs. It puts the lotion on the skin down in this three-foot-deep pit with no stairs, and hopefully it stays upright because they removed the floor joists.
It's the one year anniversary of the NYC tunnel incident. Never forget how evil they are. 1/8/2024
It's the one year anniversary of the NYC tunnel incident. Never forget how evil they are. 1/8/2024
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Before the clubs, before the wristbands, before your name meant anything outside the block, there was the basement. No bouncer, no velvet rope, just a hallway that smelled like fried chicken and ambition. Speakers stacked on crates, wires everywhere, and a crowd ready to dance like rent was due at midnight. This wasn't about going out, it was about
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