IF YOU KILL A BURGLAR, IT MEANS YOU VALUE YOUR THINGS MORE THAN THE BURGLAR'S LIFE. IF YOU BREAK INTO MY HOME, YOU VALUE MY THINGS MORE THAN YOUR LIFE.
europeans vs Americans. "There's a Burglar in our house!" Europeans: [man with hands up in fear]. Americans: OH MY! LOOK AT THE TIME! IT'S GLOCK'O'CLOCK! [octopus with guns].
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disco
A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He turns his flashlight off and freezes. After a couple minutes, nothing happens, so he turns the flashlight back on and immediately hears, "Jesus is watching you." He whirls around and shi
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