Mark Manson

Grandma Kathy walks into a bank and says, "I'd like to borrow $500." The banker asks, "What do you have for collateral?" Grandma says, "Collateral? I don't know what that means." The banker explains, "Something valuable. Got a vehicle?" "Yep, a 1949 Chevy pickup." The banker winces, "Anything else?" "I got a horse," she replied. "How old is it?" he