A nurse walks into a bank exhausted after a 20 hr shift. She pulls out an anal thermometer out of her pocket to fill out a deposit slip with it. She looks at the cashier and says, "Well! That's great, that's really F#KN great! Some A$$HOLE'S got my pen!"
Went to cash my check and found a stack of money in the tube. I told the teller nevermind and drove off fast. Thank you LAWD right before the holidays 🙏
This old lady came to the bank I work at to withdraw $10. I told her that for withdrawals less than $100 she has to use the ATM. So she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. It sucked but I counted it out and handed her the money. She took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”
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