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avatar Patricia Lee

"Do you keep your money in your bank or at home?" Me: "In my memories."

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Amelia @amelia_tweetz Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I've been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn't count.

Amelia @amelia_tweetz Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I've been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn't count.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
My bank says I can't afford $1200 mortgage but I can afford $2000 rent. Makes sense to me...

My bank says I can't afford $1200 mortgage but I can afford $2000 rent. Makes sense to me...

avatar Gaie Houston
My bank, who passed all 14 interest rate rises onto my home loan account, but only half of them onto my savings account, just sent me some tips on how to identify financial scammers

My bank, who passed all 14 interest rate rises onto my home loan account, but only half of them onto my savings account, just sent me some tips on how to identify financial scammers

avatar Gaie Houston

"Do you want to deposit the whole $3?" Me: Lower Your Voice. When you're trying to be discrete about your entire net worth.

avatar Mark Manson

Grandma Kathy walks into a bank and says, "I'd like to borrow $500." The banker asks, "What do you have for collateral?" Grandma says, "Collateral? I don't know what that means." The banker explains, "Something valuable. Got a vehicle?" "Yep, a 1949 Chevy pickup." The banker winces, "Anything else?" "I got a horse," she replied. "How old is it?" he

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