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avatar Jacob Junior
I just paid this month's rent... Looks like I've now got a place to starve.

I just paid this month's rent... Looks like I've now got a place to starve.

avatar Patricia Lee

How much do I owe you for rent again? $800. I just don't have a lot of money at the moment. Is there something else that I could give you instead? No, I'd probably just like the money. Could I interest you in one t*t? I would really just appreciate the rent money. There's so much surface area, you know, so many options. On here. I don't really want

avatar Isabella Lewis

What the hell was going on? Did you see what happened in Portland last night? The city council and the mayor's, hey, nobody has to pay their rent for 60 days because ICE is in town and people are afraid to go out of their houses. So, you know, it's like what Howie Carr said, you know, for all those years, I don't want special treatment, just treat

avatar jojo9
me: how much is the rent for this gorgeous apartment?

me: how much is the rent for this gorgeous apartment? "sir, this is a liquor store."

avatar Sophia Rich

I PAID THE RENT... NOW I'VE GOT A PLACE TO STARVE

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Amelia @amelia_tweetz Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I've been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn't count.

Amelia @amelia_tweetz Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I've been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn't count.

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