This reminds me of one time I was in Arkansas at the Electric Cowboy, if you know, you know Fort Smith. And I wanted to learn a line dance, so I went up to a lady who was like running the show, like she had been to the Electric Cowboy before. And I said, 'Ma'am, can you please teach me this dance? Like I want to get in on this.' And she looked at m
internet hall of fame @InternetHOF Adam Scott says his daughter's acting class was forced to watch his bad 'The Office' audition for an example of what 'not to do' The teacher had no idea the girl was Scott's daughter and felt terrible
ohh hell nah... 😠One, two, three! No! No! No! I'm sorry! Nothing's happening! Oh my God! It's okay, maybe they didn't see anything. Sweetie, they screamed, they dropped a tray of dishes and then they ran out of here like they were on fire. You were on fire, lady. Really? You're still going? Well, forgive me for thinking your zesty performance dese
Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked "body type?" "Um, slim to average... I guess...?" "Of the vehicle." "Oh." *she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes* Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.
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