I SUCK COCKS. I opened up a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was pissed off when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac.
What's that? That's a swear jar. Every time someone swears, you put a quarter in it. Who gets the money? I don't know. We'll use it to buy something for the office. Like a case of Bud Light or something. F***ing awesome. F*** you, Bob. F*** you, Jim. Eric, I have a s*** bag in line three for you. Can I borrow your pen? Can I borrow your f***ing pe
I'm not fucking perfect, but at least I'm not a fake, lying, backstabbing, gaslighting, spineless, soul-sucking fuck like you. I don't pretend to love while shitting on the people who give a fuck about me. I don't act loyal while chasing attention like the desperate, hollow, ego-starved piece of shit you are. I don't smile to someone's face and th
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