Hello, guys. Just wanted to just let you know, if you're in a fist fight with a woman and she grabs you by the nuts and squeezes them real tight and twists them, you got two free hands. You grab her tit, grab that motherfucker, squeeze it and twist that motherfucker. I guarantee you, she'll go down as quick as you do. Okay? Just a little informatio
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? Can you speak English? Yes. Name. Willy Ben Chen. Sex? 3 to 4 times a week. No, I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes animal. Holy cow! Cow? Cow, sheep, monkey too. But isn't it hostile? Horse style, doggy style and any style. Oh dear! No. Deer run too fast. Shit!
ClampMill. This is the clamp mill from Nature Tools. A portable chainsaw mill that I have literally dreamt about because it makes it very quick and easy to accomplish your first cut and then get right into ripping slabs. You simply clamp it onto the log, put your chainsaw in, and then get right to milling. And when you're done, you don't even neces
They absolutely do not want you to know how fast this homemade spray vanishes ants. All you have to do is combine 300 milliliters of water, half a teaspoon of salt, two tablespoons of vinegar, and a small amount of hydrogen peroxide in a jar. Shake it up, transfer it to a spray bottle, and hit all your problem areas. This quick solution creates an
We don't have a cow. We have a bull... Yeah, I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one. We don't have a cow. We have a bull. I'll brush my teeth.
States Arguing Who Weather Is Worst. Georgia: Damn, I'm kinda cold. It's only 85 degrees. California: Ooh, I'm burning up. It's actually super hot here. Georgia: You wouldn't know heat if it slapped you in the face. California: Not true. Have you ever been to Los Angeles in the summer? Georgia: Yeah, you put flour in your undies in Georgia, you'll
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