What car should a man drive to date you? A Lambo and six figures minimum. Well, a tow truck might be the only thing strong enough to lift you and your standards. What do you bring to the relationship? I got five kids and four baby daddies. I don't cook, I don't clean. So basically, you bring leftovers and still don't microwave them. Contestant 3, w
SWAMPY SWAMPASS I PULLED A MUSCLE FUCKING by SWAMPY AFTER DARK. AI-generated. I've got one knee popping and the other one numb. My heart says 25 but my body says I'm done. Tried to change positions, heard something go crack. Now she's still horny and I'm flat on my back. I pulled a muscle fucking. Ain't even sure it's one. At 25 I go all night. At
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