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avatar Patricia Lee

Your buddy after he showed up 45 minutes late to go fishing. Can we stop and get something to eat? I forgot to get bait. I need to poop.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Hey, sorry. I thought I'd just slip in. I didn't realize the class was so small. You're late. Yeah, I couldn't find the building. It's the third class, so you're a week and ten minutes late. What'd I miss? Your name? It's, uh, Lip. Lip? Gallagher. There is no Lip Gallagher on my class list. Right, no, yeah, there was a slight hiccup with financial

avatar John Paul

Leaving my house at 9:06 Hoping I make to work by 9

avatar Patricia Lee

When you arrive to meet your girlfriend's parents late because you got into a fight with some drunk guy on the way: Her dad: Gf: Me:

avatar Jeremy Jordan
STOP IN AND ASK CHRIS WHY HE CAN'T BE ON TIME. THE PIZZA SHOP.

STOP IN AND ASK CHRIS WHY HE CAN'T BE ON TIME. THE PIZZA SHOP.

avatar Sophia Rich

When you're 2 minutes late to work. Hey part timer. Forgot you worked here. Half day huh?

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