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avatar Mark Manson

Unfortunately, we only hire from Harvard. And you not only did not go to Harvard Law School, you haven't even gone to any law school. What if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met and I've actually passed the bar? I'd say you're full of crap. That's a BarBri Legal Handbook right there, right? Open it up. Read me something.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

This must be her easiest case. How many cases have you won? More than I lost. How much do you cost? How much you got? Do I need a lawyer? What for? To protect my rights. You've been watching too much TV. We just, you know, want to ask you some questions. You can trust us. Lawyers just get in the way. You gotta pay them money and they object to ever

avatar Mark Manson

Excuse me, are you a lawyer? I am. My name is Anna VJORKA and I need a lawyer. Do you have any money? Um, some. $12. I see. You know, $12 barely covers the time it would take me to say I can't help you. And since I've already said it, give me the $12 bucks. I'm from Romania. That's a nice country. Beautiful castles. I don't want to go back. Can you

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