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avatar Sophia Rich

Your Honor, my client, is clearly innocent, and I can prove it. Your Honor, clearly innocent. And the glove doesn't fit. Innocent. What?

avatar Jeremy Jordan

No. The defense is wrong. Are you sure? I'm positive. How could you be so sure? Because there is no way... that these tire marks... were made by a '64... Buick Skylark. These marks... 1963 Pontiac Tempest. 1963 Pontiac Tempest. Objection, Your Honor. Can we clarify to the court... whether the witness is stating... opinion or fact? This is your opin

avatar Mark Manson
Courtroom exchange of the day.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, how can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: B

Courtroom exchange of the day. ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, how can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: B

avatar Isabella Lewis

For committing fraud on a massive scale and using daycares as your cover-up, this court sentences you to 30 years in state prison. Can you just deport me please? Absolutely not. You'll do your full sentence here and we'll be deported afterwards.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

"Your honor, did you consider—" Yes

avatar Jeremy Jordan

Are you driving Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's office actually so so I'll just give me one second. I'm parking right now. I'm pulling in right now at the second. Yes, I am. All right. What are we doing? Your Honor, we are especially requesting an adjournment in this matter, possibly two to four weeks that the court would allow.

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