need to leave and return properly dressed. Dr. Grant, this is how I dress, Your Honor, every day. This is a courtroom, not a field. I wore a uniform for this country for 22 years. Came straight from my land, answer a ticket, and this is what I get over gentlemen and dirt. return every day this twenty-two years what I get
Are you aware that my grandfather was an assistant attorney general for the state of Texas? No. Congratulations. Are you aware that he represented Texas in front of the United States Supreme Court nine times? No. Are you aware that my dad worked for Oscar Mayer for 25 years and drove the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile? Damn dude, you don't have to murder her!
So you put a tattoo on your forehead to save your parents' house? Yes, that's correct. So I found out that they were running a promotion, if you will, where the first listener to tattoo the letters K-R-U-D on their forehead would win a $250,000 prize. I could have never imagined in a million years somebody would have actually tattooed our station
He stood in court for a bounced check, confused and terrified. He swore he had the money. Watch the exact moment the judge looks at the bank statement and realizes where it all went. Mr. Arthur, you were charged with writing a bad check for groceries, but you have a perfect record? I thought I had money, Your Honor. Sir, I see a $50,000 withdrawal
They were in the middle of something called the sukiyaki slam-bam. Uh, sir, uh, while neighbors in adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that... Seven hours?
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