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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Get out. What? What did I do? Is this a joke? You came into my courtroom dressed like that? What do you mean? I came from work. I thought you were supposed to dress nice for court. You're practically in lingerie. So should I, like, put a sweater on or something? Just get out now.

avatar John Paul

Bro got a solid point. Court. deserv(e) custody of this. So, madam, why do you feel you deserve custody of this child? Well, I brought him into this world, so I should get custody of him. That's a simple but fair enough reason. And you, sir, why do you feel you deserve custody of this child? Well, if I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?

avatar John Paul

Hon. W. Carter I didn't stab her. She just ran into my knife. That's enough. I sentence you to 10 trillion years in the Diddy room. Let's go, sir. Wait, what? No, I don't want to be Diddy! Move it. No!

avatar Isabella Lewis

Absolutely not, you'll do your full sentence here. For committing fraud on a massive scale and using daycares as your cover-up, this court sentences you to 30 years in state prison. Can you just deport me please? Absolutely not, you'll do your full sentence here and will be deported afterwards.

avatar Isabella Lewis

I'm going to go ahead and census you to 10 years. HE HAD NO IDEA WHO SHE WAS I WASN’T EXPECTING HIM TO DO THIS

avatar Jacob Junior
When Judges break the law their punishment should be swift and severe! DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS? YES OR NO? Yes Absolutely 💯

When Judges break the law their punishment should be swift and severe! DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS? YES OR NO? Yes Absolutely 💯

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