HAHAHA! I KNOW YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE. That's all it takes!! Okay... Mind. BLOWN! The song repeats 'I know you're gonna love this one' and 'Mind. BLOWN!'.
I love fat pussies. The ones that look like they're about to fly every time I slip the tip in. I don't even have to try. Fat pussies are so fat and buffy, makes me want to cry. Looking like a busted biscuit, can I want a butter that pussy? She got them lips hanging low like...
Shaggy, are you in there? I'm busy right now. Oh my god. Oh no. Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed, dreaming about the girl next door. Picture this, I was looking at Kirk and she had locked the bedroom door. How could I get caught while I was picking up a pound of beef? All this time she was standing there, I'm polishing my good friend beef
@KLK.JOHNSTON A lady should watch her fucking mouth. A lady should be docile and never run about. A lady should do what ladies are told to do. Keep the silver polished and the tea for two. But I'm looking in the mirror and I'll say it to your face. I don't see a lady anywhere in this place. I see a grown ass fucking woman who didn't ask for this. A
I may have found a new song. Pull out your wiener and stick it in my biscuit. Come on darling, don't you dare miss it. Slide it in my muffin, make it quick and clever. Or pop it in my beaver, let's get wild forever. Pull out your wiener, don't you dare...
not with that attitude. It's too fucking early to hear your fucking sass. I'd like to take my fucking foot and shove it up your ass. No need to be so spiteful, no need to be so rude. So please change that motherfucking stupid attitude. Now I will tell you one more time, please just scroll on by. 'Cause if you don't, I'm not afraid to make your litt
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