Hi, uh, are you sure this is an L? It's really small. It's not small, you elephant. We don't sell shower curtain here. I'm not that fat. Pfft! Just now you walk inside the floor shaking like a quake. Hey, I work out, okay? Yeah, you run. Out of breath. Okay, you know what, I'm out. Hey, where you going? The ocean, that way.
There's one thing you can't expect from me, and that's the unexpected. Cause I'm an international super spy. Super spy! 🌟 Victoria's secret bras 🌟 People thinking I'm naturally busty for a smaller woman
If I do pick a bitch over me, it's because she doing shit that I ain't gonna do, and she allowing your bullshit that I'm not gonna allow. Don't get it twisted, because I ain't never got shit tuxes.
Oh, here's a dumbass, and there's a dumbass. I'm dealing with them all fucking day. I'd like to crash them all into the moon. There's too many dumbasses today.
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