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avatar Sophia Rich

Hey babe, yeah. I'm gonna go make some tea. You want some? I would love some. Um, black or green, I think I have. Let's go with ti this time. You want some titty? I would love some titty. I don't think we have any titty. Oh, I'm pretty sure there's at least two. Um, I don't even know where you get titty, but I... Look back there. There's a chest. B

avatar John Paul
I don't get it. Not one person has signed up for the company's 401K. To be fair, it is a long way to run.

I don't get it. Not one person has signed up for the company's 401K. To be fair, it is a long way to run.

avatar John Paul

The employee survey is 100% anonymous. My manager next day: *Me *Manager

avatar Charlie Chocolate

When that bitch at the office everybody hates gets fired. Sound of an orangutan laughing/screaming in extreme joy.

avatar Agni Gauss

POV: all you asked was the patients DOB. I've never told anybody this before. Like, anybody. In 2014, during a depressive episode, I spent $87 on Candy Crush.

avatar Mark Manson

Manager: We hired someone to help reduce the workload The new hire:

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