The United States is the world's largest producer of crude oil. But at least 98% of Americans have no idea how crude oil actually turns into gasoline, diesel, and even the clothes you're wearing. So how does it actually work? First, crude oil is pumped into a massive distillation tower and heated to extreme temperatures. Inside the tower, the tempe
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My old lady come home the other day from the flea market, a toting what she called a magic mirror. I just shook my head. Well, she went and hung it on the back of the bathroom door. That evening when she went to take a bath, I hear in there talking to it. She says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44." Next thing I know, she walks in th
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