After a long night of lovemaking, the man notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand beside the bed. He begins to worry. Is this your husband? He nervously asks. No, silly, she replies, snuggling up to him. Your boyfriend, then? He continues. No, not at all, she says, nibbling away at his ear. Is it your dad or your brother? He inqui
Jake Paul when he steps into a boxing ring with an actual boxer and not a retired old man I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by hap- Puny god.
I told you yesterday we gotta leave at 8 I told you yesterday that we cannot be late We're gonna be late Reservation is at 8 Your makeup looks great We gotta go now right away We're not gonna make Our reservations can't be changed My head turns to grey waiting every single day I was ready yesterday
The police just pulled me over and said, 'Papers?' I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
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