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Me: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all
Therapist: Can we go back to discussing your childhood

Me: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all Therapist: Can we go back to discussing your childhood

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My Roomba just beat me to an M&M I dropped on the ground. I guess this is how the war against machines will begin.

My Roomba just beat me to an M&M I dropped on the ground. I guess this is how the war against machines will begin.

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