THINGS I'M WORKING ON IN 2026: HAVING MORE PATIENCE. (NOT GOING WELL) NOT ASSUMING EVERYONE IS STUPID. (ALSO NOT GOING WELL) BEING MORE APPROACHABLE. (GOING EVEN WORSE)
I AM EVERYTHING THEY HATE. I don't drink alcohol. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I don't have sex with random girls. You're not gonna catch me on no sexual allegation charges. I don't have any addictions. I don't have any vices. So what are these people gonna get me for? They're done. I'm religious. I believe in God. I'm everything they hate. Love
If milk gets bad it becomes yogurt. Yogurt is more valuable than milk. If it gets even worse it turns to cheese. Cheese is more valuable than both yogurt and milk. And if grape juice turns sour it transforms into wine, which is even more expensive than grape juice. You're not bad because you made mistakes. Mistakes are the experiences that make you
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