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avatar Jeremy Jordan
When I chop garlic or onions my fingers smell like that for days and it reminds me that I too am made of meat and therefore also susceptible to being seasoned.

When I chop garlic or onions my fingers smell like that for days and it reminds me that I too am made of meat and therefore also susceptible to being seasoned.

avatar Anthony Miller
The same idea with different design

The same idea with different design

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Some people glow... I flicker like a haunted lightbulb in an abandoned asylum.

Some people glow... I flicker like a haunted lightbulb in an abandoned asylum.

avatar Gaie Houston
dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible

dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it's chocolate chip and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible

avatar John Paul

So, am I spiritually dead, you think? Like, I'm going to hell, you think? Well, let me explain it in a way that really helped me kind of understand this spiritually dead thing. So, a glove was made in the image of a hand, right? Yeah. Five fingers, so that a hand can sit inside the glove. And with the hand, the glove is useful. You can use it, and

avatar Sophia Rich
Comfort doesn't die it reinvents itself: pacifier -> cigarette, baby bottle -> Monster energy can

Comfort doesn't die it reinvents itself: pacifier -> cigarette, baby bottle -> Monster energy can

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