Jacob Matson @matsonj Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never met my wife. I can only see glimpses of it... eric curtin @_ericcurtin Just bought 25 Costco hot dogs!
So you're not married? Nope. Ever been? Nope. Want to be? Nope. Don't you want a woman of your own? What for? Share your name, bear your children, be a companion. They ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling, save my money, and they bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks. Must be a lonely life. It's a great life.
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