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avatar Charlie Chocolate
I'D MAKE A SWEAR JAR BUT I DON'T HAVE THE KIND OF INCOME TO KEEP UP WITH MY MOUTH.

I'D MAKE A SWEAR JAR BUT I DON'T HAVE THE KIND OF INCOME TO KEEP UP WITH MY MOUTH.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

What? Suck it, ho! POV: your baby starts their terrible twos early. Oh, fuck! What's that? It says hour. No, not hour, that's whore. No, not hour, that's whore. Say I have a big stick. I have a big dick. Wait for it... Good thing he goes by "Dada". Ah. Ah. Shh. Ten. Ten. Austin. Austin. Say Happiness.... Happiness? Happy penis. No, happiness. Happy

avatar Sophia Rich

JUDGE: "Do you understand you have to tell the truth?" ME: "Yes your Honor!" JUDGE: "Do you swear?" ME: "Every day MOTHA F*%K£R!"

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Admit it... We all know someone who can't speak an entire sentence without swearing at least once.

Admit it... We all know someone who can't speak an entire sentence without swearing at least once.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

What. It's fucking cold. Fucking cold. It's the... Fuck. Hey, what the fuck? That's a bad word, Mommy. Yes, it is. No, it's a... take a fucking nap. What the fuck? Where the fuck is that? Where the fuck is that? No, what did he do before with your hotdog? I fuckin' ate it.

avatar John Paul

When your dad is a bad influence. You having trouble with that yogurt? This lid is a fucking dickhead! Wonder where he's got that from... The fucking fridge you dickhead!

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