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avatar Anthony Miller

That ain't a fart. Abort mission. Repeat. Abort mission. Somebody clear path. It's the long duck walk down the hallway. Knees locked up tight, cheeks welded side to side. Every step a gamble, every breath a fight. Lord, don't let me sneeze tonight. It's the long duck walk with a thousand yard stare. Walking like I'm carrying nitroglycerin somewhere

avatar jojo9

Do you realize if you sit on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day? Funny! Follow!

avatar Olivia Veqqie

I gotta shit and nothing's stopping me. Oh dude, Brian got no fucking clothes in Brian's house, dude. Oh, I gotta fucking shit, dude. Move, bitch. Oh, I gotta fucking shit, dude. Oh my god. Oh god. I gotta poop. I gotta just put this fucking... Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo. I got a bitch ass puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, fucking doopity dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you do when you're pooping all day? Got diarrhea, but that is okay. I do not know why I sing about poo. It just seems that that's what I do. I'm gonna take a poopy now. AI-generated.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I ain't exactly got irritable bowels but i ain't exactly going as expected

I ain't exactly got irritable bowels but i ain't exactly going as expected

avatar Zoe ZZZ
THE WAY MY TURD LOOKS UP AT ME FROM THE TOILET BEFORE I FLUSH IT

THE WAY MY TURD LOOKS UP AT ME FROM THE TOILET BEFORE I FLUSH IT

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