Hey there! See your driver's license, please. The reason I stopped you is... you have a fully tinted windshield. All your rear tail lights are all blacked out. May I see your registration, paperwork, and proof of insurance. Yeah, that looks like it. Let's see what we got there. Looks like it's good through November. All right, I just need to see yo
Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey, how may I help you? Give me the fucking money! Is that a 32? Give me the money, shithead! It's pink. The bullets aren't pink. Motherfucker, give me the goddamn money! Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. My life couldn't get any fucking worse. Yeah, that's right, pull the motherfucking trigger! Fucker! Pi
A person is playing with a red mushroom-shaped toy gun, shooting soft balls at another person wearing a red sweater with colorful pom-poms. Balloons with '1' and 'en' are visible in the background, suggesting a celebration.
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