Stop wearing tight socks to bed. You choke your blood flow all night and wonder why your legs feel dead in the morning. Drink me the second you wake up. You wake up dehydrated, slow, confused, and then blame life instead of yourself. Unplug me when you're not using me. I'm still stealing electricity while you sleep, wasting money for nothing. Stop
Do you have your information? I don't need to give it to you. Yes, you do. Go to the front of my car. I can do that, sir. Yes, you can. Officer, you're putting your hands on me. Sit. You're a female. I'm a female. You're a male. How do you know? I'm a female. How do you know what I identify as? Sit down. I don't care. Sit. I don't care. Sit down.
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