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avatar John Paul

Right. Wait here, Stewie, while Mommy gets the cement blocks. Everything all right here? Oh fine, officer. Just uh enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there? What happened to your shirt? Oh, you know, just uh pizza party at the office. Oh yeah? Where do you work? First Fidelity Insurance over on Way Bosset Street. Oh, my cousin Arnie works

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So you don't know if you're gay. But I dated women in college. Am I Gay? You dated women in college? Girl, you're bi. What?! How can you have dated women and be like, 'I'm not sure if I might be a little queer—' You DATED women! But, hold on. Talk your way out of this one. For half of it I thought that we were just really good friends. For half of

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avatar John Paul

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me. Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera, what will be, will be. When I grew up and fell in love I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead? Will we have rainbows day after day? Here

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avatar John Paul

Oh give it to me straight from the heart

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I broke a heart. Oh this gentle and true, well I broke a heart over someone like you. I'm begging forgiveness on bended knees. I wouldn't blame him if he said to me, you're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good. I'm gonna say it again, you're no good.

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