If I don't know when I'm going to die, how could I possibly time my midlife crisis? Therefore, the only reasonable answer is to have an ongoing crisis. And that is what I shall do.
A young man on a basketball court attempts a shot. The basketball bounces off the backboard and hits him directly in the head. He reacts with a loud exclamation of pain, then says, "Such a dumbass, I knew I ain't make it."
Dude was horrified with the monster he had created. Kevin, I want you to move to Philadelphia and learn everything about making an authentic Philly cheesesteak. I'll do my best, sir. Six months later. Kevin! Yo, Jackie! KEVIN SWEENEY TRAINEE.
POV your girlfriend does not like losing. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Yes! I quit, I don't like this no more. Hey! Oh my god! CucuFun. STILL FIT. 100% ORIGINAL FICO CAFE.
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