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avatar jojo9

Alarm rings, Squidward turns it off. He makes coffee, but it spills. Squidward rides a motorcycle. He works at a cash register, taking money and putting it into a 'TIPS' jar. He writes '2x AGAIN' on a notepad and discards it. Squidward smokes a cigarette. He rides his motorcycle again. He plays the clarinet, then throws it in frustration. Squidward

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

By not moving from the spot, this lady thought she had it reserved for her husband who was about to arrive. But this driver had other plans and got out of his car saying, "Fine, then I'll just park my car right here and go to my meeting while you stand there looking stupid." The lady, not believing him at first, watches him walk away and immediatel

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Paint Your Parrotfish. I'M DONE. F i H

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Airline attendant: we are now boarding group 1 only. repeat, group 1 ONLY. Someone from group 6:

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US

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avatar Patricia Lee

Too old to bluff, too keen to scare, too damn grown to act like I care. Run that shit, I done heard enough. Whole lot of mouth, not a lot of tough. Too broke to face, too real to front, mothafucka. Thanks for watching! 2 Old 2 Bluff.

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