Baby, your boss called today. She said you were fired. Fuck that bitch! I already did. You go back to your job on Monday. (Followed by sounds of laughter and a person falling from a chair).
Delivery Man: DELIVERING PIZZA. Here you go. Homeowner: Nahh. You ain't change back? Delivery Man: Have a good one! Homeowner: Um, I ordered soda too. Random Car: HONKING. Delivery Man: Keep, keep, keep blowing the fucking horn and I will wait here even longer. Give me a couple minutes, I gotta run back to the store for it. I forgot it. Homeowner:
Morgan [Freeman], we became friends working together on The Shawshank Redemption, for which you were nominated for an Academy Award. The film follows the trajectory of a friendship, and that friendship was easily mirrored in real life, on the set. I'll never forget what you said to me about friendship on the last day of shooting. You said, "Being a
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